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IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW SONG (Aka: Shit on Those Bastards)

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the ass of a crow,
I’d fly over (insert opponent’s city name) tomorrow,
And shit on those bastards below!
Shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards be-looooow!
Shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below!